My city is in the middle of its first spring storm. You’d think the world was in danger of ending based on the coverage by the panicky weathermen.

s-careeed:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

s-careeed:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

improvedhelle:

Take me here. Please.

I’ve been here. I cried. Pretty much almost a religious experience for me. If you get the chance, go. Worth every penny including the plane ticket.

  • 1. First thing you wash in the shower?

  • 2. Are you more of a coffee or tea drinker?

  • 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

  • 4. Do you plan outfits?

  • 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

  • 6. What's the closest thing to you thats red?

  • 7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.

  • 8. What are you craving right now?

  • 9. Turn ons?

  • 10. Turn offs?

  • 11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

  • 12. When was the last time you cried? Why?

  • 13. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

  • 14. Favorite movie ever?

  • 15. Favorite book ever?

  • 16. Do you like yourself?

  • 17. Have you ever met a celebrity?

  • 18. If you could choose one celebrity to meet, who would you choose?

  • 19. What are you listening to right now?

  • 20. How many countries have you visited?

  • 21. Are your parents strict?

  • 22. Would you go sky diving?

  • 23. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

  • 24. Is there anything you want to say to someone?

  • 25. Have you ever been in a castle?

  • 26. Name five facts about yourself that not many people know.

  • 27. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?

  • 28. Ever been on a train?

  • 29. Ever been in love?

  • 30. If you were paid 1,000 dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

  • 31. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

  • 32. Whom do you admire and why?

  • 33. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

  • 34. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?

  • 35. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?

  • 36. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves, or vampires?

  • 37. Which fictional movie or book character most represents who you are?

  • 38. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

  • 39. Dealer's choice! Any question you’d like to make up.

  • ASK ME AS MANY OF THESE QUESTIONS AS YOU WOULD LIKE I WILL ANSWER ALL BECAUSE I AM BORED OUT OF MY SKULL

Having one of these days.

WHEN I ACTUALLY DO MY HAIR AND MAKEUP FOR WORK

whatshouldwecallnursing:

before my shift:

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by the end of my shift:

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Yes. Yes. There have been times I finally get a bathroom break at 5 a.m. and I’m like:

Why did no one tell me I look this bad?

When you have several shifts in a row with the craziest families you’ll ever meet in your life…
(via whatshouldwecallnicunursing)

basedpidgeot:

oh my god

Some wise words from Dame Julie.